The 1980 Syg Pound (straight-six model) aptly packs plenty of horsepower into a deceptively narrow block. Enthusiasts overlook the overzealous fuel-burn system and instead "ooh" and "aah" over the plush interior. This pre-owned model prone to episodic breakdowns, easily remedied with Fix-A-Flat and an application of Shusaku Endo.

The 1971 Michael Mason Limited Edition, or "Mace," as afficionados call it, is truly an all-terrain graphics and designing vehicle. Even after 100,000 miles and countless advertisements, the Mace's rugged frame shows little wear and tear. Its incredible torque output makes it able to scale architectonic novels easily from a standstill. Take over the payments and this baby could be yours today.

The 1977 Marc Arboreal is a little testy, but efficient and priced to sell. While its engine runs fairly hot, the interior is meticulous and spacious when one is finally able to get into it.

The 1976 Amber LeFortune is in virtually pristine condition, having been used only to edit the occasional poem and to take Marc to and from the office. The body is well maintained and attractive, with no rust, and the engine purrs like a kitten when properly treated.

The 1983 Jared Gilbert takes a lot of abuse for such a little machine, and is among the most versatile subcompacts you can find. For lease only.

The 1972 Chris Dooley is a real workhorse. As such, it can't be expected to perform like an automobile would, but there is no more ecologically friendly way to get a single rider from Point A to Point B.