Me Head
Eddie Dwayne's Tic Tac Toe Championship Contest
Beat Me Head in Tic Tac Toe and Win a 4-Day Cruise to Orlando
Odds of winning are approximately 1 in Never, depending on how many people play. Contestants may play as many times as they wish. Hacked games are automatically disqualified. Winners must submit proof that they have won by actually playing the game again, only this time in front of a committee of Internic delegates, which they will have flown from all over the globe at their expense. If the committee agrees that the contestant did indeed win the match, then prize will be awarded to the winner, provided that there are 4-day cruises which actually depart from the player's hometown to Orlando, Florida. Players in Orlando are automatically screwed. If player is unable to claim prize due to unavailability, the contestant may claim the most recent pair of socks worn by the Me Head editor. Approximate cash value is negative two dollars and thirteen cents, which can only be paid in cash to the Me Head editor upon claiming the prize.