Some of My Little Boy's Belongings, and My Grandfather's Corresponding Belongings:
A sequel
by Matthew Wayne Crouch

 

Little Boy's Things	Grandfather's Things
Sand Box	Vegetable Garden
Popup Books	Newspapers
Stroller	Wheelchair
Diaper	Diaper
Swing	Swing Dancing
Warm Bath	Viagra
Rice Cereal	Oatmeal, sometimes rice cereal
Bib	Chest Hair
Gentle, Hypoallergenic Laundry Detergent	N/A
Playpen	Playpen
Car Seat	Driver's Seat
Booties with Little Yellow Frogs on Them	Slippers with Big Green Frogs on Them
Toy Guns	Guns

 

 

 

 

 

I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children, and on the third and the fourth generations
Deuteronomy 5:9