segments


8. stimuli:
Events and Whatnot

33. ganglia:
Archives Shmarchives

19. head hunt:
Submission Info

24. prescription:
Get Me Head at Home 

56. headshop:
Buy Me Head Stuff

41. mindlock:
Head Games

10. boring info:
Our blachy ad kit

67. craniotomy:
A Look Into Me Head



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voyeur!

Below is the original version of the Ameraan letter which Michael Mason was asked to revise prior to print. We will only provide the revised letter upon private request.

When I was 16 years old I purchased my first car. It was an exciting day! I had earned $3,000 (that seemed like a lot of money back then!!!!), and I was going to blow it all on my girlfriend Tammie because she was pregnant, but then we found out it wasn't mine. Managing to spend every penny, I took an old Camaro, painted it metallic brown, slapped new tires and wheels on it and had the coolest car in the high school parking lot….for 17 days. On Day 18 the engine seized.

 I was back on that yellow ten speed, and boy it made my ass hurt.

 Today when I purchase a used car, I am not so concerned that it is the coolest looking car in the lot, but I do require that it is mechanically sound, and that it doesn;t make my ass hurt. I am not alone. With the average price of a used car approaching $16,000 (my $3,000 wouldn’t go very far today) smart consumers are having the vehicle inspected by a technician they trust before they buy.

 With the Ultra Expert Used Car Purchase Protection Program your stores can go beyond what the “other guy” can do when you provide a pre-purchase inspection to your customers…  You can guarantee it.

 And your guarantee is backed by an A rated insurance company with over 30 billion in assets.

 The Ultra Expert Used Car Purchase Protection Program is on the starting line and the engines are revved! We can have the program operational in your stores within 60 days from the moment you say “Go”. With 45 million used cars sold every year, the Ultra Expert Used Car Purchase Protection Program will help you capture a share of this18 billion-dollar market.

 To learn more about this exciting customer acquisition strategy call us today at 1-800-xxx-xxxx.

Sincerely,

The President