The
Me Head Garden
Of course, we know you don't
have much more money than we do, but just in case you're having
a good week or something, we thought we'd let you know how
you can help us out. The Me Head Garden has some rather expensive
but high-quality items that will be shipped to you by cafepress.com
Just below me there are some rather expensive,
and rather low-quality items, that can be shipped to you by
us, our selves.
You can make any credit card
payment for the below items at www.paypal.com; just be sure
to specify the item you want. Simply
make your payment to: editor@mehead.com
Item 1040EZ: A Random Garment Selection from
Syg Pound's Wardrobe: $10.00
Description: Every morning, Mr. Pound decides
what he will not wear that day. Now you have a chance to buy
his rejected clothing, but you do not get a choice as to what
it is, because guess why? Surprises are good.
Item 1812: Michael Mason's Empty Vial of
Allegra: $10.00
How much Allegra can Michael Mason go through
in one month? You'll find out soon after it arrives in the
mail.
Item 918: A Large Purple Ceramic Rabbit With
the Ears Broken Off: $75.00
Don't ask.
Item 74132: An Unpaid, Unopened Bill: $10.00
Open a bill when you feel sad about your financial
situation, because we promise: Ours is Worse.
Item 8: A Plastic Bag of Barbie Hair $8.00
Description: We shaved a Barbie and kept the
trimmings. The bag is a clear plastic True Value Hardware
bag.
Item X3M: A Wooden Block Wrapped in Red Velvet
$4.00
Description: Really, it is a wooden block wrapped
in red velvet. The velvet is sort of messed up, because there
was once a head glued to it, but the head is now gone.
Item 17: Jared Gilbert-- SOLD OUT
Description: About 5'6", a bit thin and unkempt,
with minor grammatical flaws. Sometimes we don't have anything
for him to do, so we will sell him to you for a day. Available
only in Tulsa.
Item 1040EZ: Three Almost Dried-Up Pens $6.00
Description: Really, three almost dried-up pens.
We regret that we are no longer selling the following:
Each other out.
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