Say you are named after a legume, and you wish to submit
something to Me Head. You are in luck, because we accept submissions
from you, as well as those named after Shakespeare characters.
Here are the steps you need to follow in order to submit work
for consideration:
Step 2: (We are going to assume Step 1 was writing the piece)
Type "My name is Bean and here goes" in the subject
line. We will not consider submissions without this criteria.
Then: Email it to lefou@mehead.com
And: He will get back to you, just you wait.
What if....?
What if I want to be in the print edition instead
of the online edition and I have not yet realized that there
is currently not a print edition into which I can be published
because you guys are out of money right now?
What if I want to be paid and don't understand
that this is far too much to ask right now?
What if I am Bean
Shepston and that gives me automatic rights to have everything
I demand of the Me Head editor, because he has a soft spot
for wayward-thinking people?
What if I am just a lowly writer in need of rejection and
you guys actually publish me instead of rejecting me, and
my life is not altered in any significant manner?
What if, say on a whim, I decided to tell you a secret that
goes something like this: if a Portable Prayer artbook were
not really an artbook, would it be a new thing by Syg Pound,
one of those things I have to figure out how to get my hands
on?
