WHEN
YOU URINATE, YOU ARE DOING YOUR PART TO END WORLD HUNGER AND A NUMBER
OF OTHER PROBLEMS
by A.. Ali Almansari
Thousands of people are employed
by the sewage and sanitation industry. Your urine means food on
the table for many families.
Urine contains a large amount
of sodium. Sodium is very important to people, especially Canadians.
You can also make table salt with sodium, but that would probably
take a lot of urine.
Domestic and interpersonal quarrels have been avoided by spontaneously urinating.
In an addendum to his Uncertainty
Principle, the physicist Heisenburg determined that urinating might
one day lead to the Unified Field Theory.
People who urinate are usually
more considerate toward minorities than people who don’t.
An advocate for world peace,
Ghandi drank his own urine every morning. Every evening, he would
ad a shot of gin, a splash of vermouth, and an olive for a relaxing
pee-pee Martini.
