YOUNG & WEALTHY:
MEETING NOTES FOR OCTOBER
by Christopher Dooley
6:30
Reviewed agenda. Introductions of new members.
6:40
Group sing-a-long. “Sailing” by Christopher
Cross
6:45
Personal Stories:
Russell, 25, received his six month Young and Wealthy
chip. He cried, was given ovation. Russell said, “I can’t believe
I used to eat Quarter Pounders from McDonald’s. Those days
are over. It’s nothing but filets from now on.” More applause.
Kim, 30, confessed she fell off the wagon three weeks
ago when she bought a pair of clogs at an outlet store. She was
given a hug then told to sit down.
Stephanie, 19, gave her recipe for tortilla soup.
The audience scribbled furiously. Stephanie recommended using large
amounts of Monterey Jack cheese. She
performed her interpretation of storm clouds gathering. She
was given applause.
Owen, 36, revealed his true age. Jeers from the audience.
He also revealed that his wealth was tied to a technology stock
that plummeted when the NASDAQ took a hit the week before. Owen
was forcefully removed from the room.
7:15
All recited the Young and Wealthy Creed. The
hat was not passed.
7:20
An unidentified man came into the room to announce
that
the owner of a Black BMW SUV had left his/her lights
on. Everyone left the room.
7:21
Meeting adjourned.
