A Sneaky
Preview of Another Issue
by
Syg Pound, Typist
The
question that we most often get asked is this one:
"Why
Tulsa?"
Since
most of our readers live outside of Tulsa, I suppose an explanation
is due. Tulsans are known throughout Oklahoma as fun-loving, experimental
dadaists. Here's proof:
Oral
Roberts, Will Rogers,
and Amber Valetta.
They are
to dadaism what Kerouac, Ginsberg and Kissinger where to Beat
poetry.
Me
Head is simply trying to live up to its Midwestern roots.
Now,
onto the next question.
"Is
there going to be another issue?"
Miraculously,
yes, but it looks like we're going to be flat broke after that
one. Actually, broke would be nice. We're going to be in debt
up to our ears unless someone pulls through for us. Please email
me if you can help.
Another
issue will feature the following list of articles:
Bean
Shepston, A Life Remembered
Bean:
What Difference Does Hair Make?
A
Rainbow Poem Featuring Beans
Beans
for the Chicken Soul
She's Bean Now, by a history person
How
To Be Popular, By Bean Shepston
Kate
is Not as Cool as Me
I
Am Named After a Legume
Green,
String and Ranch Style, That's Me
And
so much more
The
issue of topic will be released in early January, along with several
hundred felons who have served their time well and are now morally
prepared to enter society.
Finally,
my brother Rudy is coming to visit me next week, and I am excited
about that, because I have not been little-brothered for some
time and it puts me in good spirits. We plan on getting very lost
for a while.
Our
associate editor, Michael Mason will be vacationing in Phoenix,
and the website will be left to the care of Mattie Lefou, our
submissions editor, and Marc Arboreal, an old roommate of mine. I
do not feel so good about this, especially the Marc part, but
it is our only option.
Finally,
if you have time, please send
us your Christmas List, and we will do something about it.
