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19. head hunt:
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41. mindlock:
Head Games

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67. craniotomy:
A Look Into Me Head



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Thursday

MANO A WOMANO, PART FOUR

 The 4th  part in an Bark Barmoreal Series

by Jaremy Tyson

 First off, I want to say thank you for sticking with this story all week, even though there’s a good chance you went willy-nilly through all four parts on Monday or Tuesday. Well, shame on you, because this is the kind of writing that’s supposed to simmer gently in the mind for hours and hours – a veritable regale for the intellect – and you just treated it like a burger and fries.

 To those of you who can follow directions, here’s the fourth day’s work. All your questions will not be answered. I’m glad we had this brief time together.

                                                                                              -Marc Arboreal

  I could have sworn there was something important to do that day. Let’s see, I thought: clothes are clean, looks like there are plenty of foodstuffs on hand, still waiting for that call back from the post office…

  There were a lot of weeds around the tomato plants in front, and though I was pretty sure that wasn’t it I went to work on ‘em anyway. I figured either that was it or getting busy with my hands would help me remember just what it actually was. So I put on a wide-brim hat to protect my face from the Texas sun, and I knelt down in the dirt.

  After what seemed like only a few minutes, it occurred to me that I might have underestimated the heat. The garden thermometer read 102 but was notoriously inaccurate. The thermometer on my keychain said 99, and I thought of Angie. Angie graduated in 99, maybe.

  But who exactly was Angie? I wasn’t sure. That must be the thing to do. Find Angie.

  A lot of houses had been built around here in the last few years, I thought. That lot there used to be knee deep in water, before the levee got built.

  Thirty minutes later, the tomatoes were liberated from their parasites. I picked the paper off the front porch, hosed my hands off a little bit, and went in for a glass of iced tea.

  Only a moment after sitting down, I jumped up again. There it was, in the sports section: a soccer game out at the university. That was it.

  I never miss a soccer game.