A SPECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE NEXT
ME HEAD ISSUE, WHICH WILL MOST CERTAINLY DELIGHT YOU
Some Article Titles to Anticipate
The Winstead Sisters are Pleased Indeed
Buttermilk: It Makes Butter
Sygmund Pound Airs His Dirty Laundry, and Boy Is It
Dirty, With Grass Stains and Coffee Spills, Even
Sand Makes One Lonely
Human Goop on a Chicken's Mole
Fairies Don't Exist, I am Quite Sure of It
Victor Gruen is a Good Person: An Islamic Folk Song
How About Stopping Now, Since These Titles Are Not
Very Funny to Me?
No, We're Not Done Yet
And Even If We Were, We Can't Promise You That We
Would Stop. We May Go On Forever
Please: I Will Be Happier and Smile More Today,
I Promise, I Promise, I Promise