Things Left on my Front Porch,
and by Whom
by a couple of Matthews,
namely Herrin and Crouch
| Date |
Item |
Donor |
| Dec. 29 |
1 serving cooked Spanish rice in cottage cheese
container. |
Gloria (neighbor) |
| Jan. 7 |
1 portion lasagne wrapped in foil |
Anonymous |
| Jan. 9 |
10 cookies |
Gloria |
| Jan 15 |
Corpse of one adult gecko lizard, tail severed |
Camille (my cat) |
| Jan. 19 |
Domino's Pizza coupon |
Anonymous |
| Jan 29 |
Large jar of sorghum molasses |
Gloria* |
| Feb. 4 |
Domino's Pizza coupon |
Anonymous |
| Feb. 7 |
One personalized coffee mug, inscription "Italians
Do It Better" |
Gloria** |
| Feb. 15 |
Two bottle of holy water, with glass caps |
Gloria |
| Feb. 18 |
Domino's Pizza coupon |
Anonymous |
| Feb 28 |
Corpse of 1 scissor-tailed nuthatch |
Camille or Gloria |
| Mar. 2 |
Corpse of Camille |
Definitely Gloria |
* Gloria is 80 years old; there apparently was a use
for molasses at some point last century.
** Gloria stopped taking her medication on February
5
