Playmate Profiles
by Laura Sullivan
PLAYMATE:
Soren Kierkegaard
BIRTHDATE:
May 5, 1813
BIRTHPLACE
Copenhagen, Denmark
BUST:
28"
WAIST:
36"
HIPS:
36"
HEIGHT:
5' 8"
WEIGHT:
163 lbs
AMBITIONS:
Fulfillment. That’s pretty big for me right now.
TURN-ONS:
Country-western music, old houses, and just talking.
TURN-OFFS:
People who say they know Greek but really don’t.
DID
YOU KNOW: I wrote this book of discourses and nobody really
read it.
IN
MY SPARE TIME: I love to picnic, hike, decorate and restore
old houses, paint and make collages.
MY
IDEAL MATE: 32, honest, charitable, humble and with a love
for life
PLAYMATE:
Michel Foucault
BIRTHDATE:
October 15, 1926
BIRTHPLACE
Poitiers, France
BUST:
32"
WAIST:
32"
HIPS:
32"
HEIGHT:
6' 1"
WEIGHT:
178 lbs
AMBITIONS:
To become important, but not so important that I forget
who I really am inside.
TURN-ONS:
Beach parties, prison movies, and Mexico.
TURN-OFFS:
When Americans talk about social security. Yech.
MY
FRIENDS KNOW: I love to have fun and travel. I’m all about
fun. My nickname is Fou, which means crazy in French.
IN
MY SPARE TIME: I like sway back and forth, pretending I’m
a pendulum. I get great ideas that way.
A
GREAT DATE: A parade, and a movie after.
THE
PERFECT MEAL: Mexican food, or Italian. And churros. I love
churros.
FAVORITE
ENTERTAINERS: Robert Redford, Joan Baez, Led Zeppelin, Crosby,
Stills and Nash.
MY
PHILOSOPHY: I used to think that society operated on all
these principles of exclusion, and you could quantify social
values that way, but now I just believe whatever happens
happens, and there's no reason to worry.
PLAYMATE:
Friedrich Nietzsche
BIRTHDATE:
Oct. 15, 1844
BIRTHPLACE
Rocken, Saxony
BUST:
42"
WAIST:
48"
HIPS:
46"
HEIGHT:
5'10"
WEIGHT:
298 lbs
AMBITIONS:
To be superman, haha.
TURN-ONS:
Wide open country, big dogs, sports cars, sexy lingerie,
horses.
TURN-OFFS:
Really patriotic types and people who don't have anything
nice to say.
SIGN:
Scorpio
FAVORITE
BOOKS: Anything by Jane Austen
IDEAL
MATE: Intelligent, unselfish, someone who makes my knees
shake!
SECRET
FANTASY: To take a midnight ride with someone special to
a secret place I know.
PLAYMATE:
Ayn Rand
BIRTHDATE:
Feb 2, 1905
BIRTHPLACE
St. Petersburg, Russia
BUST:
17"
WAIST:
20"
HIPS:
18"
HEIGHT:
4’7"
WEIGHT:
84 lbs
AMBITIONS:
I want to write Hollywood movies someday.
TURN-ONS:
You don’t want to know.
TURN-OFFS:
Do-gooders and nice-guy types. Gimme a rebel anyday.
VIRTUES:
Egocentric, self-absorbed, individualistic.
VICES:
Once in a while I do something altruistic and I get so ashamed.
WHY
I COULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT: I hyperventilate when I have
to talk in front of a crowd.
MY
PHILOSOPHY: Live it up, but don't do anything you'll regret
when you're 80
