A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE
NEW ME HEAD OFFICE
by Adam Tuley
During college, I lived in a dormitory room no larger than an
airplane's bathroom, and a large white man was my roommate. Although
we could taste each other's breath as we slept, it was still a
pleasant experience, and since then I have found large white men
with blonde hair (styled Californian neuvo-mullet) to be as similarly
engaging as my former roommate.
We were not wealthy students and chose to stick with the predetermined
decor: an eggshell latex paint over a concrete block motif, paper-thin
red and black carpet, and green formica furnishings. My roommate
suggested a poster of Michael Bolton, but I argued for Gabrielle
Reece. In the end, we could only afford a dated Ricky Martin photo,
from his Menudo days.
College was lots of fun, but a little cramped, and this rather
reminds me of the Me Head office.
