I'M NOT SWIMMING ANYMORE:
A REVIEW OF "A PERFECT STORM" BY THE EDITOR'S BROTHER
rudypound@doglover.com
Received as email
7/14/00
Hi Syg! What’s up?
I don’t want
to go swimming any more. Not unles there is lifeguard that is
way bigger than me so he can pull me out if there is a bad storm.
Mom took me and Mrs. Martinez and Danny Martinez to go see The
Perfect Storm. It was so cool! It was kind of scary!! Mrs.
Martinez said she almost peed her pants, but instead her feet
only got real swetty. Danny Martinez told me her feet got real
swetty when she watched Die Hard 2. My feet didn’t get swetty,
but maybe cuz I had on good socks. Mom bought me some new socks
after she found out what I did to all of my old socks. Bokonon
liked it, and this time he didn’t have to go to the vetinerian.
I saw that
there the Weatherman said that a storm is coming up with 85% chance
of rain and 30% humidity tomorrow. I don’t like storms! I’m not
swimming anymore! Mom says I have to go cuz I still have one more
month to go for my season pass at WaterLand and they are having
a thing where you can make your own Sunday next week and mom said
that they will have marshmallow sauce.
I don’t have
to swim if I don’t want to. If you come back home then maybe I
will swim, but NOT if there is a storm. When are you coming home?
Mom said you are living on Skid Row but I thought it was called
Zanthus Place.
LOVE ALWAS
Rudy
PS Did any people read your thingy?
PSS If you are coming home tell me ASAP!!
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