AUSTIN'S MOST ELIGIBLE
HUSBANDS
by Lane Kerby
John Thomson
37, Corporate Attorney
You’ll have no objections for this smooth talker!
John’s wife lost her vision in a snorkling accident three years
ago and gained 37 pounds while grieving. John won the family
a huge settlement, giving him plenty of money and time for traveling
to exotic places—though his wife prefers staying home with the kids.
This one definitely passes the bar, ladies!
Barton Larouche
26, Web Developer
Barton puts the “dot” in dot.com. Married three
years, but faithful only one, Barton’s healthy lifestyle has its
perks. Emily Larouche can’t remember a thing after her Ginko
Biloba overdose! With his cool, seductive eyes, Barton is
sure to power up your hard drive. Best of all, his tech stocks
nearly tripled last quarter. Brains, looks, and a risky portfolio
make Barton the net’s hottest catch.
Chaz Byers
41, Pastor
The entire congregation worships the water Chaz walks
on. Once you see him gals, you’ll know why. Although
Chaz is a sinful temptation, his wife doesn’t bat an eye.
In fact, Ann Byers has scored with more choirgirls than her husband.
When Chaz brings you home, don’t be surprised if Ann pulls you aside
for a private confession.
