ETHAN
HUNT IS CRAZY! ANOTHER REVIEW OF MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TWO,
BY
12 YEAR OLD DANNY LEECH
by
Danny Leech
Ethan Hunt is crazy! I love it when he jumps off the motorcycle and
drives it while both his feet are on the ground because I tried that
with my bicycle after school and I didn't go very far but I bet if
I had a Honda Hurricane 1200cc I could. My mom says I have to be twenty-one,
though.
Ethan Hunt is badass! I love it when he jumps out of the helicopter
and down that long tube and the guy doesn't even see him because I
tied a sheet through my belt loops and jumped off the balcony and
my mom didn't see me! It was badass, but I had to tell her I sprained
my ankle when I wrecked my bike, but I really didn't.
Ethan Hunt is cool! I love it when he jumps up and kicks that guy
in the back of the head because when Eric wasn't looking I totally
kicked him on the neck and it knocked both of us down and it was badass!
He wants to be Ethan Hunt now but I said no way because I'm Ethan
Hunt and he says he wants to be Ethan Hunt because he gets the girl
with the big boobs even though she has the disease. My mom says we
can both be Ethan Hunt, and she's right because Eric is the Ethan
Hunt that is really the bad guy that wears the mask that only looks
like Ethan Hunt but he really isn't Ethan Hunt because I am.
