THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE ANTS FROM
AN ELEVATION OF 40,000 FEET
by Matthew Lefou
Cars*
Trees**
People***
Small Houses****
Ants*****
Rivers******
*especially black or red cars
**individual trees look like ants; forests look like anthills with
ants all over them
***especially people walking in long, straight lines
****look like those really big black ants
*****this similarity generally requires a telescope
******depending on how you define “ant”
