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JOHN MADDEN FOR ONE NIGHT

 

HELLO MY NAME IS JARED

 

INVESTMENT GUIDE 2001

 

ASSUMING THESE PEOPLE ARE RELATED

 

AIR TRAVEL, THE EASY WAY

 

THE EARLY BIRD

 

MY FAVORITE THINGS

 

SPOONERISMS OF BELOW AVERAGE EFFECTIVENESS

 

HIGHLIGHTS FROM EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS

 

December Articles Below

 

VAGUELY SEXIST

 

LESSER PROPHETS, PART ONE

 

"Developmental" BY KALE GOODWIN

 

FAMOUS OPENING PARAGRAPHS

 

EVERYBOD'Y HIT-OR-MISS

 

CHRISTMAS LIST ITEMS AND THEIR POLAR OPPOSITES

 

FAMOUS WRITERS & THEIR POLAR OPPOSITES

 

SMOOTHIE KING DRINKS FOR THE LITERATI

 

GEORGE CARLIN IS BRITNEY SPEARS

 

SENTENCES THAT MAKE MEXICANS SMILE

 

STD

 

SNEAKY PREVIEW OF ANOTHER ISSUE

 

AMERICAN FRANCHISES DEMONIZED

 

ON THE TOWN WITH PEROTIN

 

OH MY GOD: JESUS' REPLIES

 

EXCERPTS FROM "ARNOLD: THE EDUCATION..."

 

A FAREWELL LETTER TO MY FRIENDS

 

CROWLEY'S JUDY BLUME PHASE

 

November Articles Below

 

PAN'S CALL TO DR. LAURA

 

A REVIEW OF ROGER EBERT'S REVIEW

 

THANKSGIVING CRUDITES

 

BLOW/SUCK LIST

 

GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN EMPLOYEES

 

A SMALL PRICE TO PAY

 

GOD'S DRY CLEANING

 

SUN TZU'S ATARI TIPS

 

A LIST OF MY FRIENDS AS WINE

 

ON STALKING MICHAEL MASON

 

MICHAEL MASON WANTS TO BE STALKED

 

BUFFETT BALLOT FOUND

 

NATION'S FUTURE RESTS ON JIMMY BUFFETT

 

CANDY IS THE AIR OF THE NIGHT

 

DRESS CODE: A FOUND ARTICLE

 

A LOVE NOTE FROM PAUL ERDOS

MELLOWDRAMA IN PHOENIX

TOUR NOTES FROM AUSTIN

NOTES FROM DALLAS

October Articles Below:

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR LOVE, THEN YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE

RULES FOR THE GAME I INVENTED TO OCCUPY MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AT GLITZY GATHERINGS HELD IN MY HONOR

I PUT MY MONEY IN A VENDING MACHINE AND THIS IS WHAT IT GAVE ME

THE PHILOSOPHICAL ENIGMA THAT IS RUSSELL, MY LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER

AND YOU THOUGHT KARL MARX HAD BAD IDEAS

YOUNG AND WEALTHY MINUTES

SATAN'S REPLY TO CHILDREN

CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO SATAN

VIETNAM REENACTMENT

DIABLO 2 REVIEW

SNEAK PREVIEW OF NEXT ISSUE

DR. GENE'S MAKING OUT FAQ'S

HOW TO MAKE YOUR CELL PHONE RING "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT"

AUSTIN'S MOST ELIGIBLE HUSBANDS

300 MG FOR SHAGGY

MARK'S MINISERIES

September articles below:

SOME ESSAYS BLAH BLAH....

CRACK OF THE DAY

CARLA'S PAPER

DOING YOUR PART TO END WORLD HUNGER

YOUR FUTURE IN THE CARDS

SOME NON-FAMOUS PEOPLE

THE CABLE GUIDE IS COMING

PLANS LAID FOR 73 SCREEN THEATRE

OKLAHOMANS PREFER FORCE TO PHYSICS

MY FIRST WILL & TESTAMENT

I'M NOT SWIMMING ANYMORE

THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE ANTS FROM

AN ELEVATION OF 40,000 FEET

A POPE JOKE WITH AN UNNECESSARY DIGRESSION

MUDPIES OF THE SOUTHWEST

AMERICAN BEAUTY IS FILTH

CANTO ONE OF DANTE'S INFERNO, AS TRANSLATED BY THE ONLINE

TRANSLATING PROGRAM BABELFISH

ETHAN HUNT IS CRAZY

A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE NEW ME HEAD OFFICE

A BRIEF MESSAGE FROM A GUY WHO IS IN THE KNOW: MEDICAL SCHOOL AND BAKED GOODS