Elementary Personals
by Gayla Mower
SWF, 9, ISO athletic WM
9-11 who enjoys four square, tetherball, glitter, and thinks Christina
Aguilera is way cooler than Britney because her boobs aren't fake.
I'll Be Your Yachi! SBM,
7, ISO M/S/D W/BF 12-16 who wants their very own love Pokemon. Esp.
if you look like Britney or Li'l Kim or if you have boobs.
My mom said I will have
big boobs in 2 yrs. ?F, 10, seeks M/F, any race, for whatever. Britney
sucks. My brother Bill says she probably doesn't know how multiply
the twelves yet.
SWM, 11, ISO F w/boobs.
Wassup. If U got a "Unsatisfactory" in Ms. Powell's class,
U&I were meant 4 each other 4ever, 4real. I got a big locker
and wear air Jordans. Britney is phat! I gots 2 go. Later.
ATT: Kevin Aucoin at Thoreau
Elementary School. Kev, UR a dorky-dork but UR 2 cute like Keanu,
plus U said U like my boobs. Guess who? I love U 4ever, 4real, don't
4get me, ever! Do U like Britney or Christina?
