God’s
Dry Cleaning
by
Jane Arrett
…and
the earth shall wear out like a garment
“Turn
to Me” (hymn) by John B. Foley, S.J.
Order #10921
Date: 2
Billion BC
Description:
Volcanic damage, crust thin in places as continents form.
Instructions:
Mend and press, medium starch.
Charge:
$8.17
Order #22901
Date: 245
Million BC
Description:
Asteroid stains, trillions of dead organisms in oceans.
Instructions:
Remove stains, light bleach, medium starch.
Charge:
$8.35
Order #33001
Date: 65
Million BC
Descrition:
Comet stains, Pangaea unraveling, land dinosaurs dead.
Instructions:
Remove stains, diversify lifeforms, medium starch.
Charge:
$11.39
Note: Wife will pick up
Order #51101
Date: 9000
BC
Description:
Ice Age residue (entire surface)
Instructions:
careful cleaning, medium heat, medium starch.
Charge:
$7,131
MUST finish by 1 A.D.
– son needs it
Order #6771
Date: Ca.
3000 AD
Description:
Thermonuclear war fallout, UV damage, more volcanic damage.
Instructions:
Repair if possible, if not it’s OK.
Charge:
N/A
Call
when ready.
