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Dress Code: A Found Article

by Terry Knipse

Boys:

  • Hair is to be above-the-collar and clean. No braids, dreadlocks, or decorative shaving.
  • Ears may be pierced; other body piercing is unacceptable.
  • Ties and jackets are required; a vest is not necessary.
  • Shoes should be conservative and in good condition.
  • Suspenders and belts should have the American flag on them.
  • Hats are not permitted (except cowboy hats).

Girls

  • Hair is to be above-the-collar and clean. No braids, dreadlocks, or decorative shaving.
  • Legs and armpits must be shaved, but not decoratively (see above).
  • Proper undergarments (bra, slip, and corset) must be worn at all times.
  • Skirts must be no more than four (4) inches above the ground. This will be measured by a supervisor, when the girl in question is standing straight-legged in ordinary shoes and not touching or adjusting the skirt in any way.
  • Brown pantyhose are permitted. Tights, leggings, fishnet stockings, garters, legwarmers, embroidered hose, legcoolers, teddies, leather, knee-high boots, crotchless panties, and bullwhips are not.
  • Modest jewelry is permitted. What is “modest” will be determined firstly and finally by the supervisor or Personnel Manager.
  • Makeup should be light, realistic, and not distracting in any way from the work environment.
Taken from the GTE Employee Practices Handbook (#103-4457-9902), publication pending, pages 19-20. All rights reserved by GTE Document and Practices Management Department.

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