A Selection of Crudites, Hors d'Oeuvres,and
Bonbons Held Over From Past Thanksgiving
Fetes
by
nineveh@prodigy.net
"Black
AGAIN? Go put on that cute sweater I gave you with the turkey on
it. And fix your hair."
"I didn't
have time to boil the cranberries, so I just brought two cans. It's
easier.
"Do you
have any frozen french fries? The kids won't eat anything mushy."
"Where's
that hooked rug I made for you last Christmas?"
"If
you'd gotten the one with the button that pops up, you'd know when
it was ready."
"Can John
and Melissa watch this 'Clockwork Orange' cartoon?"
"So
what happened to that musician boy with the earring? I thought he
was real nice."
"I feel
so bad watching you slave away like that by yourself."
"Is it
OK if I call my boyfriend on your cell phone?"
"There's
a tow truck taking Grandpa's car away."
"Come
here and give your uncle a special hug, honey."