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  A Selection of Crudites, Hors d'Oeuvres,and Bonbons Held Over From Past Thanksgiving Fetes

by nineveh@prodigy.net

"Black AGAIN? Go put on that cute sweater I gave you with the turkey on it. And fix your hair."

"I didn't have time to boil the cranberries, so I just brought two cans. It's easier.

"Do you have any frozen french fries? The kids won't eat anything mushy."

"Where's that hooked rug I made for you last Christmas?"

"If you'd gotten the one with the button that pops up, you'd know when it was ready."

"Can John and Melissa watch this 'Clockwork Orange' cartoon?"

"So what happened to that musician boy with the earring? I thought he was real nice."

"I feel so bad watching you slave away like that by yourself."

"Is it OK if I call my boyfriend on your cell phone?"

"There's a tow truck taking Grandpa's car away."

"Come here and give your uncle a special hug, honey."

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