CHILDREN'S LETTERS TO SATAN
by Jody Coleman
Dear Lucifer,
How come they call you “The Morning Angel?” Is it because you act
nice in the morning? I was just wondering because my dad has been
calling me the morning angel lately.
Andrea Byers, age 9
Dear Satan,
I heard that I can sell my soul to you for anything. Do you have
any Pokemon cards?
Ellen Fielding, age 8
Dear Mr. Devil,
Why isn’t Darth Vader in hell? I am bad too, but not that bad yet.
Larry Burns, age 8
Dear Satan,
I heard my mom tell my dad that he’s a demon in the bedroom. Did
you do that? My mom says it’s okay with her.
Ted Simpson, age 9
Dear The Devil,
Remember that time you kicked Arnold Schwarzenegger’s ass? That
was cool. I saw it on HBO.
Bobbi Littles, age 7
Dear Satan,
Santa did not bring me the Daisy BB gun I asked for this year. Could
you put him in hell for awhile, just until he listens?
Max Hatley, age 8
