Sarah
Brown's Christmas List Items
and
Their Polar Opposites
by
the real Michael Mason
Olivia Newton-John concert tickets: Lice
Boysenberry fig newtons: Chicago Bull's Jersey
Figgy pudding: Twiggy Pudding
Twiggy pudding: Laura
Sullivan
Rowan and
Martin's Best of Laugh-in video collection: moitcelloc oediv
ni-hguaL fo tseB s'nitraM dna mawoR
A new camera: Jared Leto's Severed Arm
Cameron Crowe Not Cameron Diaz: Wrong
"Drown," by Junot Diaz: "Making Things Float
(Science for Fun)" by Gary Gibson
The album "It Was Hot, We Stayed in the Water" by
The Microphones: "It Was Cold, We Took Off Our Pants"
by The Sound-Proof Booths
One of those Fisher Price microphone-tape recorder
combos, in beige and ecru: Tim Leary
An emu: Sarah Brown
Please God, nothing made of Performance Fleece:
God, I demand something made entirely of Performance Fleece
