Q: What is wrong with Syg Pound, exactly?
A: Syg Pound is made out of a dark, anodized aluminum..
Each limb is formed from a unique metal bonding construction,
and features a coating surface of 18/10 stainless steel
that is stick and corrosion-resistant. His unique physiology
allows him to retain heat and distribute it evenly throughout
his body.
B: And his brother?
SP: Lay off my brother already.
Q: So who makes up Me Head?
MM: Let me answer this one. I'm Michael Mason, Chief of
the Oklahoma Regional Coast Guard command center located
at the Port of Catoosa, and I do some part time work for
Me Head. Seventy hours a week is part time when you're used
to serving your country like I am. Not all of us work the
same hours. Syg puts in plenty of time, but rarely at the
office. And he gets lost on occassion, because he's never
bothered to learn basic topographical principles. Then there's
Amber. She's Me Head's life force, if you think of Me Head
as being on life support. Amber receives and edits all poetry,
and watches ants in the meantime. Sometimes she has to dodge
bullets from Marc Arboreal (staff writer), but that's okay,
because he's a piss-poor shot. I know because the last time
I took him out to the range, he put a real hurt on the targets
left ring-finger. We also have regular contributors like
Chris "Chris Dooley" Dooley who bail us out when we're out
of ideas.
Q: How often is Me Head
printed?
6. The answer is three times now.
Q: That's no answer!
6b: Next question.
Next Question: I want to be an intern for or be a writer
for or do something for Me Head and I expect something in
return... so?
6c: Next question.
Q: What is Me Head's contact information?
A: No
Q: And...
A: Arrr. no.
Q: AND!
A: Fine: Syg,
Mike, Me
Head General Stuff, Marc,
Amber.
